Maybe Today Will Be The Day

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

courtbo:

modorrelin:

reminder that there’s a con checklist

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I will always reblog this for my followers.

axepeace:

lawl-ita:


The most stressful moment of my childhood

I’m getting stressed just by looking at it

So true.

axepeace:

lawl-ita:

The most stressful moment of my childhood

I’m getting stressed just by looking at it

So true.

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

oh my god… there’s like … hard discolored lumps in my blueberry yogurt??? like im about to throw up

update: they are blueberries


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By: w炽w乙w

ghostbongweedofthesamurai:

its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest

fuwe:

tinyishimaru:

when you draw a character so much you memorize their design and you dont have to look at a reference

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when you actually look back at the reference and realize youve been drawing them wrong the whole time

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Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
urtube:

I don’t understand why people are complaining about flappy birds it’s so easy..

urtube:

I don’t understand why people are complaining about flappy birds it’s so easy..

seductivesurvivor:

Don’t ever feel offended if I don’t answer your asks or anons or memes. I’m not ignoring you. I would never ignore anybody on purpose. Either tumblr ate them or I had every intention to and I just forgot. 

So this is basically a reminder that I’m human and a terrible one at that so don’t hate me for my flaws because I have a lot of them.

coulombs-flaw:

nihilarian-u:

staysandstories:

vintage-aerith:

wallflora:

SOMEONE MADE A LEGIT PHOTOSET OF THIS HELP ME

Here it is

Whose Line Is It Anyway: Irish Drinking Song Game

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor